M&M’s Spokescandies Pursue Solo Careers

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BOB: YELLOW WITHOUT RED, BLUE, MS. GREEN AND ORANGE – WHERE DID THEY GO?  I’M BOB PAYNE.AMERICA WOKE UP TO THE NEWS THAT THE M&M’S SPOKESCANDIES SPLIT UP.  IT’S BEEN YEARS SINCE AN ICONIC GROUP DISASSEMBLED.  EVERYONE, EXCEPT YELLOW, HUNG UP THEIR ‘M’S’ TO PURSUE SOLO CAREERS.

YELLOW: (WHIMPERING) “WHAT?  THEY’RE GONE?  WHERE DID THEY GO?  WHY WASN’T I INVITED????”  BOB: RED IS THE SPOKESCHERRY FOR THE OREGON CHERRY COMPANY; BLUE JOINED THE BLUE MAN GROUP; MS. GREEN WROTE HER FIRST BOOK; AND ORANGE IS MORE PARANOID THAN EVER ABOUT BEING EATEN AND MOVED INTO A CABIN, DEEP IN THE WOODS.DEBRA SANDLER, CHIEF CONSUMER OFFICER, MARS CHOCOLATE NORTH AMERICA:

DEBRA: “NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT’S A VERY SAD DAY FOR US. IT’S JUST NOT THE SAME WITHOUT OURENTIRE SPOKESCANDY CREW.  TO HELP GET THEM BACK TOGHETHER, WE’VE PUT A ‘REUNITE’ ‘M CAMPAIGN INTO ACTION. WE’RE ASKING YOU TO HELP RE-ASSEMBLE THE TEAM AND ARE OFFERING MORE THAN ONE AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS IN PRIZES, INCLUDING $100,000 TO ONE LUCKY INDIVIDUAL, FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.

BOB: HELP REUNITE THEM!  FOR MORE ON THE REUNITE M CAMPAIGN, VISIT M&M’S FACEBOOK PAGE OR M-M-S DOT COM.